I apologise for the sporadic nature of this blog, but I have switched over to Dossier Journal as my primary. Natalie Rodgers did as well, so you best be clickin' over there.
And pick up a hard copy at your local bookstore, because, well, it's amazing.
" ...I wanted to laugh like the others but i found that strange imitation impossible. I took a knife with a sharp steel cutting-edge on its blade and I slit my flesh where the lips join. For a moment i believed I had achieved my object. I looked in a mirror at this mouth disfigured by an act of my own will. It was a mistake! The blood flowing from the two wounds prevented me from discerning whether the laugh really was the same as the others'. But after comparing them for a few moments I saw clearly that my laugh did not resemble that of human beings, i.e. I was not laughing at all. "
Liberace is playing the piano, a bach concerto, piloting his spaceship. His pet, a human-cat named Minerva, is lying on the dash.
Liberace finishes the concerto, yawns, stretches, pats Minerva on the head. “goodnight, my sweet. I must retire to catch my beauty sleep.”
Exeunt Liberace. Lights dim, only a spotlight on Minerva, pretending to sleep.
Minerva wakes up, looks around, and begins to tinker with the piano, sabotaging it.
Dim Lights.
Liberace wakes up, begins to play his piano again to steer the ship. But something is wrong. It sounds out of tune, keys have been nailed down and rendered immobile, sounds awful. He is trying to play classical music on it.
Liberace: “OH NO! I HAVE LOST MY TALENT TO PLAY!!!” begins to sob uncontrollably.
Gleefully Minerva begins walking on the piano, as cats do. The way she walks, however, is guided by chance. The ship responds and moves on a “ghost route,” as if it had a mind of its own.
They land on the Avant-Garde planet. Weird avant-garde things are happening. Liberace looks bewildered and confused. Then, the avant-garde separates, and this kingly figure sits on a throne. It is John Cage. He welcomes Liberace.
“Welcome to the Avant-Garde planet!”
Liberace screams: “What is this?! How did I get here? My piano was broken!”
Cage: “your piano was working all the time, just in a new way.” (insert passages from the book Silence narrating over some camera cuts to the cat walking on the piano).
Liberace: “what?”
Cage: “Oh, I am sorry for using camera cuts to indicate my wishes. I forgot that you cannot see them.”
Liberace: “what?”
Cage explains: "There are only seven stories in the world. Even if you set out to make a movie about nothing, you will still be about something. The only variance is a short sentence verses a continuing string of long sentences. Storytelling - film making - is like Lazarus - a dead medium everyone keeps resurrecting."